FUNNY

Lee_Pulse · Site Admin Joined: 02 Sep 2007 Posts: 133 30 Pulse Cash

A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
> girlfriend.
>
>
>
> They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
> lived a considerable distance away.
> He consulted with his sister and decided after careful
> consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right
> note, not too romantic and not too personal.
>
> Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and
> they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.
> His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the
> same time.
> Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant
> mixed
> up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
> Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a
> parcel
> with the following letter:
>
> Dear Sasha,
>
> I chose these because I've noticed that you are not
> wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been
> for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with
> buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove)
>
> These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought
> them
> from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks
> and
> they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she
> looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on
> her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it
> clean. In fact she hasn't needed to clean it since she began wearing
> them.
> I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
> many
> other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again ..

When you take them off remember to blow into them a
little
bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them
during
the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love

Ron

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear
them
folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

planetdiva · Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:

OMG !!!!!

How funny were that !!!!

Cheers for the laff Lee xxxx

Nics xxxx Very Happy

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Yokal John · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:00 am Post subject:

Yeh, that was a good one..can just imagine it..lol. Laughing

Yokal John · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:35 am Post subject:

Christmas joke...

Four rubbish bin collectors were sat inside the cab of their lorry having a teabreak, when up strolls a really georgeous young housewife and hands the driver £20 and says here is a Christmas bonus just for you driver...Merry Christmas!!!! and totters off...
Well, the other three guys were well peeved and jumped out the cab and followed the girl up to her front door...One of them confronted her and said," Why is it you gave the driver £20 when he just sits on his ass and us three do all the hard work emptying the rubbish bins??
With that the girl says, " Come indoors guys"..They follow her into the kitchen where she strips naked and lays on the kitchen table.
The 3 guys then had an amazing hour with her spread over the kitchen table...
As they were getting dressed and about to leave to get back to work, one of them asks the housewife why she just did that....To which the girl replies...." Only doing what my husband told me to before he left for work this morning"...He said give the driver £20 and f*ck the rest of them"..!!

lol....... Laughing

Delete if offensive Lee.. Embarassed

chrissy_pulse · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:11 am Post subject:

Lee used to work on the bins Shocked

LOL

Yokal John · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject:

Geez!!! really? I just got to go away now and try and imagine that...lmao... Shocked

Kaz · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject:

LOl. OMG. The were both 2 funny.. Now I got to imagin Lee working the bins..

planetdiva · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject:

Lee you do shock me !!! Shocked

Nics xxxx
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Kaz · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:55 am Post subject:

Lol. Lee does not shock me anymore..

planetdiva · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:29 pm Post subject:

Im sure he will come up with summat to shock everyone with for his birthday party !!!

Wink

Nics xxxx
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Kaz · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject:

Knowing Lee I would say he will come up with something to shock everyone on his but I won't be there Sad

planetdiva · Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject:

Kaz · Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject:

I wish that I could be there but I can't make it cause I don't have a passport or the money to make it.

planetdiva · Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:13 pm Post subject:

Kaz · Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject:

Yeah I will. Just not right away.